When I was 17, I had this girlfriend (briefly!) that was really in to watching "General Hospital" on TV. Being 17 and full of raging hormones, I figured I'd start watching this soap opera too, so we'd have something to talk about while I was trying to get her naked. I remember watching this for about 3 weeks and thinking, "How on earth could anyone like this CRAP!? Real life is NEVER like this, everyone screwing everyone, backstabbing, sniping, heroes and villains, and even a guy who was ...